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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JULY 31. 1 19 COAXING YOU TO SMILE ------ o------ A young man decided to give his old father a treat by taking him to London to see the sights. The father had never been in a train before, and he commenced the journey with trep idation. All went well until the train suddenly dashed into a tunnel. Bang went the old man's fist on his son’s nose as he cried: T told you some thing would happen, you young vil- lian! I’m struck blind!” Promoting YOUR Welfare-As Well as Ours. TC^^NCOURAGING the opening of bank accounts carried a far greater benefit to the person or household or business that DOES IT than to the First National Bank. You see WE have many hundreds of customers to depend upon for our success—whileYOU have but YOURSELF to look to for succeeding. Don’t fail to “Nationalize” vour bank account. A lady had invited to dinner an old friend who had lost his nose in an accident. Taking her young daughter aside before his arrival, she caution ed her to be very careful to make no remarks about Mr. Robinson's nose, DIRECTORS : as he was very sensitive about it. At A. Bunn, Farmer. P. Heisel, Farmer. the table everything went well for a C. J. Edward,, Mgr. C. Power Co. J. C. Holden, Vice Pres. time, until Carry, who had been B. C. Lamb. Building Materials. John Morgan. Farmer. studying the guest's face in apparent W. J. Riechers. Cashier. perplexity, turned inquiring to her mother, and asked: “Ma, why did you tell me to say nothing about Mr. Robinsin’s nose? He hasent got any.” ------ o------ A certain well known author has always professed astonishment at the unfailing memory of the attendants who stand a,t hotel dining-rooms, re 5e$a52S252525252525252525Z5ZS2525252S?52525H52S252525Z52S2525252525252S2 ceive the hats of the guests as they enter, and unerringly return them to S their proper owners as they come out. One day on leaving the dining-room of a large summer hotel he stopped and spoke with the attendant who had handed him his hat from among I a hundred others. “How do you S Agency of M. Paumies ’ Dye House, $ know,” he asked him, “that this is 5 Butte, Montana. kj my hat?” “I don’t know sir,’ was the reply. “Then why did you give It to me?” 'Because you handed it to me, 3 TILLAMOOK, ORE. § sir." ------ o------ Mail Order Dept. S Call 31J A teacher in “Comic School Tales” B52SZSaS2SE525a5HS25H5S525H525HSH5H5Z5H525E5E5E5HSH5R5H5H5HSH5ESHS2S25 was giving a lesson on the circula tion of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he Baid: “Now boys, if I stood on my head the blood would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes sir,” said the boys. “Now,” continued their teacher, “what I want to know is this: How is it that while I am standing up- * right in the ordinary position the : blood doesn’t run into my feet? A little fellow shouted. On land, on sea and “Why, sir, because your feet ain’t in the air empty.” "Por years the Standard ------ o------ | | Have Your Garments Dry Cleaned, EXPERT DYEING. | | | The Pacific Cleaning & Tailoring Co. g OU Company, through its Board of Lubrication En gineers, has given valuable service in lubrication—on land, on-se* and in the air. Thousands of motorists are availing themselves of this service. By exhaustive study and actual tests the Standard Oil Company Board of Lu brication Engineers has de termined the correct con sistency of Zerolens for your make of automobile. Their recommendations are available for you in the Zer- olene Correct Lubrication Charts. There is a chart for each make of car. Get one for your car. At your dealer’s or our H. C. BOONE, Agent, Tillamook, Ore. He Wasn’t A Lawyer. The lawyer was cross-examining a witness to a robbery. ‘When did the robbery take placet’ he asked. "I think—’’ began the witness. “We don’t care what you think, sir We want to know what you know.” “Then if you don’t want to know what I think, I may as well leave the stand. I can’t talk without thinking. I’m not a lawyer." —.—o------ Ultra- Thoughtfulness A young soldier while engaged in the desperate fight at Cantigny was found by some of bis American pals at the conclusion of a particu larly desperate fight squatting in the middle of a piece of grass-covered ground. He had a little pile of hand grenades at his side and there was several enemy dead on the outskirts of the little green oasis. He had been fighting like a demon, single handed. “What’s the idea?” asked the ser geant, running up. ‘Why stay here, it’s all over?” “See this grass?” was the answer, pointing to a lush patch that had been put to seed by French peasants before their retreat in the face of falling shells. ‘I'm keeping it for a cow back on the lines that be longs to a family I’m billited with. It’s the only pasture in forty miles.” ------ o------ BEPORT OF TILLAMOOK COW TESTING ASSOCIATION J. Schild. 16........... R. H .. Feb .. 1659 .. 3.7 .. 61.38 Beals & Berns, 4 990 .. 6.2 .. 61.38 FOR JUNE, 1919. 1426 cowe were tested during the month averaging 969 lbs. milk and 40.45 lbs. fat at an average feed cost of 63.75. 71 cows made over 60 lbs. fat and 644 made over 40 lbs. each. The three high purebred herds are: Ibs. milk No. Cows Ibs. fat. J. B. Honey................. 12.......... . 1649 . 56.40 L. A. McCormack......... 13......... . 1062 . 52.05 John Schild................. 28......... . 1410 . 44.85 The high grade herds are: Jos Dürrer................... 25......... . 1304 . 55.42 Paul Fitzpatrick......... 10......... . 1119 . 54.24 Adolph Schild............. 8......... . 1503 . 52.79 Josie Brothers........... 33........... 52.79 Vaughn & Darby ......... 17......... . 51.77 Laura of Tillamook, a registered Holstein owned by Adolph Schild, Is again high purebred with 1800 Ibs milk and 79.2 lbs. fat. The high grade is Jersey, owned by Josl Brothers, with 1944 ibs milk and 89.42 lbs. fat. Roll of Honor Cows. The following gives the names and records of the cows in the Association which have produced more than 60 poundB of butterfat during the period of 30 days ending June, 1919. lbs. when Ibs. Owner and Pct. butter fresh fat Name of cow breed milk fat Josi, Bros, Jersey . . . Jr. .. May .. 1944 .. 4.6 . . 89.42 Dürrer Sanders Dot G. J. .. May . . 1977 .. 4.5 . . 88.96 Vaughn Dar, Peggie GJ... Apr. .. 1275 .. 6.3 . . 80.33 A. Schild, No. 2 . . R. H. .. Apr. .. 1800 .. 4.4 . . 79.20 Josl Bros., Chance . . Jr. .. Apr. .. 1776 .. 4.4 . . 78.14 J. Donaldson, No. 4 . ,G. J. May .. 1671 .. 4.6 . . 76.87 W. Maxwell, Flora G. J. .. Mar. .. 1173 .. 6.5 . . 76.25 Vaughn & Dar. May G. J. . .. Mar .. 1110 .. 6.8 . . 75.48 • • 1587 .. 4.7 . . 74.59 Beals & Berns, No. 6 1410 .. 5.2 . . 73.32 C. Possetti, Blossom Beals & Berns No. 20 1233 . . 6.0 . . 73.98 E. Robertson, Molly G. J. .. May .. 1626 .. 4.5 . . 73.17 .. 14.61 .. 5.0 . . 73.05 Beals & Berns No. 13 Vaughn Dar. Edith G. J. .. Mar. .. 1122 .. 6.5 . . 72.93 E Gienger, Lilly G. J. >. . . Feb. .. 1458 .. 5.0 . . 72.90 Josi Bros, Ruby ... .Jr. .. Apr. .. 1500 .. 4.8 . . 72.00 F. Blaser, Queen . . . G.J. .. Apr .. 1410 . . 5.1 . . 71.91 E. Gienger, Viola . .G. J. .. Apr. .. 1458 . . 4.9 . . 71.44 Dürrer, Sdrs Brown G. H. . . Jun .. 1545 . . 4.5 . . 71.07 1329 .. 5.3 . . 70.44 Josi. Bros, Flora ... Jr. .. J. Honey, J. DK. C. R. H. . . Apr. . . 1848 . .. 3.8 . .70.22 Berns Bros. Brodgit, Na. .. May .. 1491 .. 4.7 . . 70.07 C. N. Gilmore, Lola R. H. .. May .. 2256 .. 3.1 . . 69.94 Carl Hunt, Blindy . .G. J. . . Jun .. 1389 . . 5.0 . . 69.45 M. Abplanalp, No. 27 Na . . May . . 2163 . .. 3.2 . .69.22 E. Robertson, Beulah R.J. . . May 6 1350 . . 5.1 . . 68.85 L. Weber, Beauty . G. J. .. Feb . . 1005 . . 6.7 . . 67.34 J. Honey, C. J. H. R. H. .. Apr . . 1767 . . 3.8 . . 67.14 J. Honey B. Dk P R. H. . . May . . 2391 .. 2.8 . . 66.94 P. Betschart, 17 . ,G. H. .. May .. 1713 .. 3.9 . . 66.80 J. Schild, 29 .... R. H. .. Apr .. 2154 .. 3.1 . . 66.77 Dürrer, San Beauty. . Jr. . . Jan .. 1308 .. 5.1 . . 66.70 J. Honey J. S. Dk R. H. .. Mar . . 1791 .. 3.7 . . 66.26 L. McCormack K E B R.J. . . May . . 1140 . . 5.7 .. .64.98 C. Possetti, V. of M. R. J. . . Jun .. 1140 .. 5.7 . . 64.98 • , . 1410 . . 4. . . 64.86 Beale & Berns 31 .. G. Wyss, Jersey .. J. G. .. Mar .. 1470 .. 4.4 . . 64.68 L. McCormack, Pol G. J. .. Mar .. 1152 .. 5.6 . . 64.51 J. Honey, S. G. Q . .R. H. . .Apr .. 2220 .. 2.9 . . 64.38 G. Wyss, Curley . . . .Na. .. May .. 1608 .. 4.0 . . 64.32 Dürrer, San, Flora G. H. .. May .. 1776 .. 3.6 . . 63.93 E. Robertson, Madge G.J .. May . . 1660 .. 3.8 . . 63.00 G. Wyss, Cora .... Na .. Mar .. 1425 .. 4.4 . . 62.70 Josi Bros. Mattle ... Jf .. Apr .. 1419 .. 4.7 . . 62.69 L. McCormack M R. H. J. . . Apr .. 1248 .. 5.0 . . 62.40 Josi Bros, Beauty .. Jr. .. Apr . . 1416 . . 4.4 . . 62.30 Vaughn Daar. Juno G. R. ... Mar . . 1110 .. 5.6 . . 62.16 Dürrer Sander, Lilly Na .. Jun .. 1680 .. 3.7 . . 62.16 Jack Rupp, Reddy, G. J. .. . Mar . .1479 .. 4.2 . . 62.12 Jack Rupp, Helfer . .Na N Apr . . 1380 .. 4.5 . . 62.10 P. Betschart, 21 . . G. H. .. May .. 1590 .. 3.9 . . 62.01 Jack Rupp, Pet .. .G. J. . . Mar . . 1239 .. 5.0 . . 61.95 Vaughn Dar. Marlon GJ.... Mar .. 1068 . . 5.8 . . 61.94 • ■ 1290 . . 4.8 . . 61.92 L. Weber, Brownie. G. J. . , Dürrer, Sander, Lady J. G . . Mar . . 1509 . . 4.1 . .61.68 F. Blaser, Jersey . . G. J.. . Apr .. 1284 . . 4.8 . . 61.63 F. Blaser, Reddie, G. J. .. Apr .. Beals & Berns, 34 , .G. J. . • • • Josl Bros, Pa: ty . .G. J. .. A. Schild, 4............. G. J. .. Mar .. J. onaldson, 33................. Jun .. Jun .. J. Donaldson, 52 .. W. B. Vaughn, Toby Na . . Jan .. • • Geo. Olson, Rhodi . G. J. .. Josi Bros, Midget .. . Jr. .. May .. P. Werner, Brownie G. J. . • • • Hoover Tilden, Lola G. J. . . Mar .. Dürrer Sander Roanle Na . . Apr ., Geo. Olson, Foxie .G. J. . . Mar .. 1461 .. 1113 . . 1329 .. 1650 .. 1071 .. 1689 .. 1350 .. 1065 .. 1347 .. 1260 . . 1182 . . 1308 . . 1539 .. 5.5 5.5 4.6 3.7 5.7 3.6 4.5 5.6 4.5 4.8 5.1 4.6 3.9 .. . . . . .. .. .. .. .. .. . . .. . . .. 61.36 61.22 61.14 61.05 61.05 60.80 60.70 60.70 60.63 60.48 60.28 60.16 60.02 REPORT OF NESTUCCA COW TESTING ASSOCIATION FOR JUNE. 1919. A. O. Jackson, Secretary Miss Helen Miller, Testerette, 604 cows were tested during the month making an average of 34.68 Ibs. fat from 876 Ibs. milk. 196 cows made over 40 Ibs fat ?nd 43 over 50 ibs. fat. The high herds are: Jos. Schreiber, 21 cows averaged 1047 Ibs. milk and 46 Ibs. fat. J. C. Dunn, 23 cows averaged 953 ibs, milk and 43.14 Ibs. fat M. J. Bays 13 cows averaged 862 Ibs. milk and 40.5 lbs. fat. Wm. Glick, 20 cows averaged 817 Ibs. milk and 40.72 Ibs. fat. The high cow in the association is a registered Jersey, Hazel, owned by M. J. Bays, and made 72 Ibs fat from 1440 Ibs. milk. The high grade is Nellie, a grade Jersey owned by Jos. Schreiber with 1431 Ibs. milk and 70.1 Ibs. fat. 16 unprofitable cows were sold for beef and 12 cows purchased, 6 of which were pure breds. Roll of Honor Cowi. The following gives the name« and records of the cows in the Nestucca Association which have produced more than 50 pounds of butter fat during the period of 30 days ending July 1, 1919. Ibs. when Ibs. Pct. butter Owner and fat milk fresh fat Name of cow breed M. Bays,, Hazel. .. R. J. .. 4-25 . . 1440 . . 5.0 7 . 71.0 J. Schreiber, Nellie J. G. .. 5-1 .. 1431 . . 4.9 . . 70.1 J. Schreiber, Brownie J.G. . . 5-10 . . 1566 . . 4.4 . . 69.0 • • 1119 . . 5.9 . . 67.2 J. Schrieber, Gentle J. G. . . C. Hatfield, Georgia P. J. .. 6-8 .. 1344 . . 4.6 . . 61.8 L. Blaser, Nellie. . . J. G. .. 5-30 .. 1311 . . 4.5 . . 59.0 J. C. Dunn, Grany, .J. G. . . 3-18 .. 963 . . 6.1 . . 58.7 J. Schreiber, Weva . J. G. .. 4-10 .. 1104 . . 5.2 . . 57.4 .. 1530 . . 3.8 . . 57.1 M. Bays, Bonny ... J. G. . . Craven, Speck .... H. G. .. 5-13 .. 1488 . . 3.8 . . 56.5 A. W. Hess, Jenny . .J. G. . . 3-11 . . 714 . . 7.9 . . 56.4 J. C. Dunn, Rose . . . . J. G. . . 2-24 .. . 864 . . .5 . . 56.2 A. O. Jackson, May .11. G. . . 2-28 . . 1191 . . 4.7 . . 56.1 983 . . 5.7 . . 55.8 L. Blaser, L Jersey. J. G. . . Craven, Brin......... J. G. .. 3-8 .. 1287 . . 4.3 . . 55.3 F. Scheizinger Bessie J. G. . • •.. 957 . . 5.8 . . 54.6 W. Glick, Cream .. .J. G. .. 2-21 .. 1065 . . 5.1 . . 54.3 M. Bays, Lou Dillon J. G. .. 4-30 .. 1230 . . 4.4 . . 54.1 J. C. Dunn, Dolly .. J. G. . . 3-19 . . 1056 . . 5.1 . . 53.9 Craven, Soar Teat .H. G. .. 3-13 .. 1725 . . 3.1 . . 53.5 L. Blaser, Louie ... J. G. .. 5-20 .. 1182 . . 4.5 . . 53.2 Fred Thun, Anna . .D. G. .. 4-27 . . 1119 . . 4.7 . . 52.6 F. Von Euw, No. 25 J. G. .. 3.-23 . . 981 . . 5.3 . . 52.0 D. J. Dunn, Cropy .. J. G. . . 4-9 . . 942 . . 5.6 . . 51.8 J. C. Dunn, Lord . . .J. G. .. 3-8 . . 1152 . . 4.5 . . 51.8 J. Schrieber, Myrtle J. G. .. 4-15 .. 1230 . . 4.2 . . 51.7 J. Schrieber, Blackie J. G. ... 3-23 . . 1074 . . 4.8 . . 51.6 J. Schrieber, Blanche J. G. . . 4-7 . . 1164 . . 4.4 . . 51.2 F. VonEuw, No. 19 . J. G. .. 5-5 .. 1242 . . 4.1 . . 51.0 1122 . . 4.9 . . 51.0 J. C. Dunn, Flower. J. G. .. - W. Glick, Diana .. .J. G. .. 2-9 .. 1101 . . 4.6 . . 50.6 4-5 . . 1011 . . 5.0 . . 50.6 J. L. Gray, Daisy .. N. A. O. Jackson, Bob . H. G. .. 2-21 .. 1533 . . 3.3 . . 50.6 M. Bays, Jane......... J. G. .. 4-25 . . 900 . . 5.6 . . 50.4 A. W. Hess, Jersey .. J. G. . .3-6 . . 738 . . 6.8 . . 50.2 Geo. Ethel, Meda . .G. G. .. 3-7 .. 1140 . . 4.4 . . 50.1 M. Bays, Lily Car.. R. J. .. 4-20 .. 696 . . 7.2 . . 50.1 M. Bays, Blossom . . J. G. .. 5- .. 1143 . . 4.3 . . 50.0 . • 1023 . . 4.8 . . 50.0 J. C. Dunn, Pink . .J. G. .. F. Von Euw, No. 1 H. G. .. 1-25 .. 1167 . . 4.0 . . 50.0 L. Blaser, Jenny ... J. G. .. . • 1243 . . 4.0 . . 50.0 want« Red C an4 c .'re>s| li I Croia orde* to be 1 e hV'R Ins U a peri II c« e is * ing. 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